• Red Sour Patch Kids
• The first four seasons of “The West Wing”
• “The Honeymooners”
• Pavement’s entire discography
• “The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim”
• The Beatles’ entire discography
• “Breaking Bad”
• The KFC Double Down
• Buzz Lightyear and all that other Pixar stuff
• The greasetrucks at Rutgers
• “Brick”
• Neutral Milk Hotel’s “In The Aeroplane Over The Sea”
• “Downton Abbey”
• “Jeopardy!”
• “Rock Band 3”
• “Wheel of Fortune”
• LCD Soundsystem’s “Dance Yrself Clean”
• Classic Motown
• BuzzFeed
• Justin Bieber’s swag
• Free samples
• Uno’s deep dish pizza
• Kanye West’s “Family Business”
• Young M.C.’s “Bust A Move”
• Outkast’s “Stankonia”
• Usher and Justin Bieber 2gether
• Ralph Ellison’s “Invisible Man”
• Spoon’s entire discography
• Lil B’s Twitter account
• Oasis’s familial scuffles
• Videogum
• Reading
• Ice Cube
• Alfred Hitchcock movies
• Netflix
• BK Chicken Fries
• Taco Bell’s Cheesy Gordita Crunch
• Parts I and II of “The Godfather”
• “The Truman Show”
• Anderson Cooper-era “The Mole”
• “Community”
• “The Wire”
• Bone Thugs-N-Harmony’s “Tha Crossroads”
• “Michael Clayton”
• 24-Hour Market’s C5 sandwich
• Bill Conti’s “Rocky” score
• “Batman: The Animated Series”
• A YouTube video called “Go ! Bwaaah !”
• "Space Jam"
• The “Space Jam” soundtrack
• “Ender’s Game”
• “Ender’s Shadow”
• “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy”
• Ben E. King’s “Stand By Me”
• Rob Reiner’s “Stand By Me”
• Otis Redding’s “(Sittin’ On) The Dock Of The Bay”
• “SSX Tricky”
• Reminding people that Drake used to be the wheelchair kid on “Degrassi”
• “Brian’s Song”
• Everything from Wilco up through “A Ghost Is Born”
• “The Sneetches”
• “Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit”
• “Drive”
• Nicolas Cage and his hair styles
• “Catch-22”
• The theme song to “Cheers”
• Pogs
• The Foo Fighters, a niche band
• Kurt Russell in “Escape From New York”
• If you’re cute and female, then I also like whatever you’re into right now
• HUDS Chicken Fingers
• “The Killing Joke”
• “The Third Man”
—Brian A. Feldman is an outgoing comp director and the outgoing web executive. He has an idea for a joke here, but it’ll be much funnier in 11 months when someone else suggests it. He can be reached at bfeldman@college.harvard.edu.
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