It’s close to midnight. Approaching the dark, gloomy entrance, you feel a chill crawl down your spine. You hear the door creak open and you ask yourself the fatal question: what is for dinner tonight? The food here is usually good, but tonight, on Haaalloooweeeen, nothing is quite like it seems. So come on in, children, and prepare for some eerie dishes that’ll scare the pants off you. OOooooOOooooOOOooooOOO.
Quiche, egg and hot dog combo
Egg on egg? With Spicy Thai Peanut? And a wiener? How frightful!
Milk and cookies
Even milk and cookies are spooky if you’re a vegan. Also, calories! OOOoooOOOOOooooOOOO!
Tofu, applesauce, chicken salad, eggplant goop
Salad bar? Or human innards? Spoooookkyyyy.
Bruised apple
Mutations! Mushy! OoooOOooo.