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TREND-O-RAMA: RUDE WAITERS

Gone are the days when you go out to eat and look for a restaurant that fauns and caters to your every whim-folded napkins, compliments, hot waiters and waitresses who make charming small-talk, extra sauce, etc. Now it's all about being a dining masochist. Who wants five-star service when you can get prodded, insulted and booted out? DJ Slapdash tells me that one of the Chinese restaurants to go to in London's Chinatown is Wong Kei, perhaps the rudest restaurant you'll ever see. Here's what to expect when you walk through the glass door.

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Couple enters the restaurant. Scowling waiter walks briskly up to them and shoves menus in their hands. Mumbles underneath his breath.

WAITER: Sit down! (points to the bar where two empty seats are scrunched next to each

other)

BOY: But we-

WAITER: Order now! What do you want!

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