MP: last qustion. who is my father?
SC: See, here's the dilemma. I still haven't figured out these Asian names. Is your official name Mei Pin Phua or Phua Mei Pin? We've tried to settle this but you always change the subject with a random piece of advice like, "Do not mistake Honey Mustard for Creamy Caesar in the dining hall." So to answer your question, your father is either Mr. Mei Pin or Mr. Phua.
MP: actually, my fa thinks he's elvis. in recent yrs, he's decidd 2 bcm a canto-pop star.
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SC: I remember the day I decided to become a pop star. Packed up the bags, headed West, never looked back. And you know what they say about me now, baby. Once you pop, you can't stop.