Ike Turner was upset he couldn't marry his daughter.
Ike Turner taped "We are the World" off the radio.
Ike Turner once winked at Mother Theresa.
Ike Turner doesn't cross at the green.
Ike Turner tells people he's married to Kathleen Turner.
Ike Turner covets his neighbor's wife.
Ike Turner doesn't take no for an answer.
Ike Turner cast a write-in vote for Shaft in the 1972 presidential election.
....Ike Turner gives Larry King phony phone-calls....
Ike Turner once sent Moammar Khadaffy 200 pepperoni pizzas.
Ike Turner is pen-pals with Richard Nixon.