Lampoon and Crimson. A classic pair. A dynamic duo. Like Megabucks and the Daily Numbers game. They go together like shoes and velcro fasteners. Which is better? Lampoon. Don't believe us? Here's a list of each publication's accomplishments to allow you to decide for yourself.
Lampoon: is real rich.
Crimson: makes reporters pay bribes to have stories run on page one.
Lampoon: top administrators come to parties at the castle.
Crimson: reporters get excited when allowed to speak to Archie Epps' secretary.
Lampoon: idea of decadence; breaking plates and dancing on tables.
Crimson: idea of decadence; talking back to Ralph at Tommy's.
Lampoon: houses world's 7th largest circular humor library.
Crimson: located closer than Lampoon to Lamont.
Lampoon: attracts top comedy talent from around the country to accept prestigious Elmer Award.
Crimson: reads New York Times every day.
Lampoon: has been around for 111 years and is oldest humor magazine in country.
Crimson: has been around for 114 years and is real old and decrepit.
Lampoon: has elegant-looking bird atop building.
Crimson: does not have elegant-looking bird atop building.
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