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Clip and Save: Excerpts From the Upcoming Lampoon-Chaparral Collaboration

A Very Special Supplement To A Very Special Lampy

While I had him on the phone, I asked Josh about his idea for the coup. "Well, it goes like this. I write to Cohen and ask him about producing a joint issue between the Lampoon and the Chaparral. He agrees and we do all the production out here. The issue is a horrible failure, and we at the Chaparral make off with $300,000 of Lampoon money, all because of Cohen's blunder. He will have lost three times as much as you and you'll be sure to be president."

"Sounds great," I said to Josh. "But what do we do if he doesn't agree?"

"Shoot him," said Josh.

"Sounds even better," I said and sprung into action. "At last I could make this place an all male club," I thought.

I invited John Kenneth Galbraith over to my room for a conversation that has nothing to do with this column, but it will allow me to drop his name and suggest that even in the lowly office of Ibis, I command enough respect to have world-famous ecnomists sprinting to my house in their underwear.

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He did however give me a bit of advice, which I have retained to this day.

"Bill," he said, pausing several times for effect, "don't eat yellow snow."

That was enough for me.

TRicky IkE

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Ike Turner takes the Lord's name in vain.

Ike Turner only owns one pair of underwear.

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