A CRR stand-in for bad girls and boys.
We'll make Dan Steiner a Soweto intern,
Perhaps in South Africa he'll finally learn.
To Mr. Spence, son of the invisible man,
A touch of color--from a spray paint can.
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Archie C. Epps gets his ultimate choice,
A royal title to go with his voice.
To the richest alumni, from old Saint Kris,
A black-tie dinner for the one that they missed.
To the 350th crew, snobs one and all,
Champagne and caviar to go with their gall.
To Sam Huntington for his bad use of math,
QRA for a term to fend off Lang's wrath
For his sensitive ramblings on the Women's Field,
"Our Bodies, Ourselves" to misogynous Mansfield.
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