For hip Joe Kennedy, the man with the Name,
Some brains to keep him from acting so lame.
To save the High Court, we give a heart
To Judge W. Rehnquist, that conservative old...guy.
"Courage" should be more than an anchorman's blather,
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We'll supply a new sign-off to newsman Dan Rather.
To the seniors in Wigg, a new home in Mass Hall,
Jewett & Co. get the Chestnut Hill Mall.
For Brinkley, Lee and Watson, for daring to teach,
We'll force Derek Bok to give tenure to each.
Also for Derek on this Christmasy Day,
We'll give a "Comment"--he needs something to say.
To Henry Rosovsky, who'll soon mind the store,
A shiny new apple--but don't save the Core.
To College officials, in search of new toys,
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