And except for his Mouse, not a creature was stirring.
With a delicate touch he began to compose,
Taking great care not to be too verbose.
"Where to begin," mused the old Crimson elf,
"I must find a way to distribute the pelf."
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For Oliver North by Mid-East Express,
A fifth of something to help with the press.
For big boss Ronnie some porcelain pots,
With the one bloom he needs: forget-me-nots.
A special gown for First Lady Nancy
Worth a few thou--nothing too fancy.
A urine cup for A.G. Ed Meese,
A useful container for moral release.
To Bill Bennett, a man who bangs his own gong,
His favorite fetish: an undergrad's bong.
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