RUMOR HAS IT there's a White House for sale
And interested buyers have hit the long trail.
Teddy admitted he wants to be prez
But he ought to restrain all the dumb things he says.
Jimmy is struggling to prop up his case
While Jerry has left for the corners of space.
From the West Coast, once more, we're hearing from Ronny
And from Texas, the familiar war-whoops of Johnny.
At campaign dinners through the land, the liquor will flow out
As people bet on who's ahead, who's future is in doubt.
But when the battle gets too rough, and voters stop to think,
They'll cast away their politics and pledge themselves to drink.
WE EXTEND our wall-poster holiday greeting
To Teng Shiao--whoops, that is Deng Xiaoping.
For Idi Amin, Papa Bok, Somoza and the Shah
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