For Wallace MacCaffrey we offer a sieve
To sort out professors who want to take leaves.
For portly Ed Lashman, a very large switch
To turn on his MATEP that's only a ditch.
For Dame Helen Gardner an updated humanism;
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For Matina Horner, an open gymnasium.
From Time Inc.'s bright towers to the Harvard Corporation
We hope Andrew Heiskell won't feel dislocation.
For Robert S. Brustein, our audiences wait;
The actors are anxious; the critics debate.
Philip J. Atkinson's legendary deed
With basement explosives made deans pay him heed;
He got more attention than those wan protesters
Whose divestiture movement has not moved investors.
Our mailboxes have pined, our morale has sunk low
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