Cheers to Moulton, Brewer, Schmidt and Gillette.
Free speech in the press for Howard Hibbett.
Pile up the fire half-chimney high,
Eat sausages, twelfth cakes and hot mince pies.
Don't worry if you're left here alone,
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Seek out the comfort of a quaint warm zone.
Though you don't see them, there're professors galore.
An old pigeon for Skinner, an ape for DeVore.
to Astro's Latham, Layzer, and Whitney,
A merry natalis solis invicti.
Sing an old song, not too far off key,
For Clifford C. Lamberg Karlovsky.
Many returns for Homeric Finley and Nagy.
For Everett Mendelsohn, a cheer that looms lahge.
A toast to Harvey Mansfield, The Prince of Government,
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