Eat plum pudding, blazing in brandy,
Apples and oranges, hot chestnuts and candy.
Drink 'smoking bishop,' a hot seething bowl,
To the Reverend Gomes and Rabbi Gold.
Joye and blisse shulle we make
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For William Alfred, who needs a strong lock(e).
Sing Auld Lang Syne for Skiddy von Stade,
Despite"...Seven Sisters..." for him a hot toddy.
The Rosenkrantzes, Bosserts, Grabars, and Dunns,
Vorenberg, Heimert, Pians, Hutchisons,
The Kielys, Mayers, Vogts, and Andrewses,
Sing their praise, for a House Master enthuses.
To deans Whitlock, Jewett, and Arthurs, Alberta,
To Ebert, Kilbridge, and Sacks, Albert, a
Merry, merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
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