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A Christmas Chimera

Eat plum pudding, blazing in brandy,

Apples and oranges, hot chestnuts and candy.

Drink 'smoking bishop,' a hot seething bowl,

To the Reverend Gomes and Rabbi Gold.

Joye and blisse shulle we make

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For William Alfred, who needs a strong lock(e).

Sing Auld Lang Syne for Skiddy von Stade,

Despite"...Seven Sisters..." for him a hot toddy.

The Rosenkrantzes, Bosserts, Grabars, and Dunns,

Vorenberg, Heimert, Pians, Hutchisons,

The Kielys, Mayers, Vogts, and Andrewses,

Sing their praise, for a House Master enthuses.

To deans Whitlock, Jewett, and Arthurs, Alberta,

To Ebert, Kilbridge, and Sacks, Albert, a

Merry, merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

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