Though your sentimental nature
Tends to cling to nomenclature
Up-to-date yourself and zip into a code.
Look Back in Wonder
Whom was it wise to eulogize
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And Prudent to endorse?
Whose ratiocinations put
McCart before McHorse?
Who made our state wisconsolate
And tarnished army brass?
Whose puseyanimosity
Made egg-heads roll enmasse?
Who used advanced roycohnaissance
And arrant monkeyschines?
Whose merry "point of order!" chants
Could curl the stiffest spines?
Who managed to command a spread
With every news release?
Whose use of propaganda bred
A million proper geese?