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Political Clinkers and Cultural Slag

The lady who, in pique,

Determines to forsake

The feminine mystique

Is likeliest to make

The masculine mystaque.

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Moscow Transfer for 1961 (All out With the Fallout)

When a comrade met a coffin

Leaving Lenin's tomb,

Though it might have sent him off in

Panic or in gloom,

"Twas not lost or strayed--just Stalin

Moving with the times,

Posthumously perpetrating

Retroactive crimes.

Diagnosis by the Yard

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