Friday evening.
FRED: Hey George, got any action lined up for this weekend?
GEORGE: What's this weekend?
FRED: Spring Weekend--Gala Festivities, Boat Rides, Bacchanalia, and all that.
GEO.: Oh. I forgot.
FRED: Got any action lined up?
GEO.: No. Why, do you?
FRED: Nope. I was just wondering.
GEO.: Get me another cup of coffee, will you?
FRED: Sure (Gets coffee.) Hey, what're you doing?
GEO.: I'm reciting a poem I learned in high school.
FRED: Are you off your marbles?
GEO.: Thanks for the coffee. Bad as usual.
FRED: I know. (Silence.) But do you remember Jubilee Weekend freshman year?
GEO.: What do you mean, "but"? I had an hour exam the Monday after Jubilee Weekend.
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