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Coaching at Harvard: The Narrow Viewpoint

Crimson Apothegmatist Topples Cherished Idols of Ivy Football

Harvard's football coach can't misbehave

Without putting one foot in the grave;

Although out on the field

Every player is steeled

To behave like an Indian brave.

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14.

When indulging the late season surge

Of excuses for singing a dirge,

Harvard's coach must beware

Of polluting the air,

Lest his dirge tend to merge with a purge.

15.

Fairest Harvard, thy coach can't be wrong,

When thy sons to thy jubilee throng;

If our gridders should fail

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