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Coaching at Harvard: The Narrow Viewpoint

Crimson Apothegmatist Topples Cherished Idols of Ivy Football

With a very complete

Inability not to say "Yes."

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Harvard's mentor must center his toil

Upon bringing his team to a boil;

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All his locker room stories

Most tell of the glories

Of playing according to Hoyle.

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Good sportsmanship, fair play and heart:

Our saintliness sets us apart;

"Fair Harvard," they say.

But if he's in the way,

Bark his shin, gouge his eye and depart.

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