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Coaching at Harvard: The Narrow Viewpoint

Crimson Apothegmatist Topples Cherished Idols of Ivy Football

But the players are so altruistic--

Their reasons for playing seem mystic:

They don't play for pay,

But the joy of the fray,

And because they're somewhat masochistic.

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9.

Notwithstanding our urge to excel,

We must, if belatedly, dwell

On a smarter approach

To a warier coach

And a football team able to spell.

10.

The coach of our choice must possess

Deep concern for alumni distress--

And a manner replete

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