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Coaching at Harvard: The Narrow Viewpoint

Crimson Apothegmatist Topples Cherished Idols of Ivy Football

Is in telling the town

That the horse is in back of the cart.

6.

The Ivy League's principles clash

With its yen to be making a splash;

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While we're better by far,

Our athletic plants are

Fundamentally lacking in cash.

7.

Sometimes coaches think football is meant

To spare them from life in a tent.

When a back thunders by

They exultantly cry:

"Thunder on, mastodon--pay the rent!"

8.

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