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THE ADVENTURES OF ASHER CRIMERSTICKS, FRESHMAN.

By mouthing, with an awkward leap,

The paper on the wall.

"Ha, ha!" laughed Brown, "there 's skill in that;

You 've practised it, no doubt.

You do the thing as gracefully

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As any bovine out.

Now one more favor, if you please,

And then we 'll call it square;

Suppose you bend yourself a bit,

And settle under there."

He pointed to the writing-desk.

Said Jones, "That 's it, my lark.

Just double under, Crimersticks,

And show us how to bark."

Said I, "I 'm ungenteel I know,

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