I've doubtless seen you all before,
But can't say when nor where."
"This gentleman is Faker Smith;
And this Cunctatus Bones;
The next is Marcus Brutus Brown, -
My name is Peleg Jones."
stared the fellows in the face.
Thinks I, "'T is mighty queer
That each should have a heathen name,
And all be calling here."
But then they looked so honest like,
And had such nobby airs,
I threw suspicion to the dogs,
And set for them some chairs.
Said Jones, "We'd like a match or two
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