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THE ADVENTURES OF ASHER CRIMERSTICKS, FRESHMAN.

They do it up in style."

"They do, indeed!" said I, amazed.

"Are Freshmen thus inclined?

I always thought the browsing knack

To quadrupeds confined."

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"You see," said Jones, "that paper which

I 've pinned against the house?"

"I do," said I. "Well, prove," said he,

"That bipeds, too, can browse."

"And so you 'd have me play the goat?

That 's flattering, I declare!"

I might have told him that I felt

More like a grizzly bear.

But then, I checked my rising wrath,

And gratified them all,

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