Vanity
‘Long Live’ (Anna and Allison’s Version)
AM: “Long live all the mountains we moved.” ASP: “I’ve had the time of my life fighting dragons with you.”
Arts Vanity: (I Smell a Rat) Why Geronimo Stilton Is A Classic
Another feature of Geronimo Stilton is its characteristically cheesy (haha) mouse puns.
Arts Vanity: The Perfect Moment for Every Song from my Summer 2023 Playlist
This feels like a good starting point. It’s been the spring, summer, and fall of “Tití Me Pregunto.” Please, everyone, stop in your tracks and play it on full blast wherever you are in order to secure a “Tití Me Pregunto” winter. I’ll be honest, it’s no “Yo Perreo Sola,” but nothing gets the people going like this song (sorry, “N*ggas in Paris”) — even if they speak absolutely zero words of Spanish.
Arts Vanity: Items On My Harvard-issue Bookshelf and their Friend Archetype
Though it’s only seven panels of wood haphazardly stapled, glued, taped, and otherwise forced together, the Harvard-issue bookshelf may be one of the greatest cultural phenomena of our lifetime.
Arts Vanity: The Steps to Writing Your Final Paper About a Movie
The options are endless, but I find myself frequently going for the glimmering idea on the hill: Why not write about a movie?
Arts Vanity: What Your Favorite Song Length Says About You: A Musical Montage
Welcome. Have a seat! Given that my tenure as music executive soon begins, it is now my time to judge you on the most important minutia of the musical world — song length — and tell you what this means about your worth as a person. Let’s begin.
Arts Vanity: Ranking My Obscure Musical Instruments
I have 16 obscure musical instruments stored within my approximately 100-square-foot dorm room.
Arts Vanity: The Art of the Perfect Plane Film
A film must be perfectly curated to be chosen 30,000 feet in the air.
Arts Vanity: I Am the World’s #1 ‘Wicked’ Understander
All this is to say: Gregory Maguire’s “Wicked” is one of my favorite books, and I don’t think you should read it. But this is a call to embrace your problematic faves, the stories that comfort you despite their flaws, the media that you genuinely believe is a masterpiece but would never recommend to a friend. Even if it leaves you feeling a little wicked.
Arts Vanity: Four Historical Moments that Should Have Been Creep-ified
Four historical moments that I think would’ve benefited from Radiohead's “Creep” playing in the background.
Arts Vanity: What Would Buffy Do? Buffy Quotes I Live By
My favorite Buffy quotes — from inspirational speeches to witty quips at her enemies to random musings.
Arts Vanity: Rereading is Cool
Even though I loved these books, they had failed me… they failed to be new.
Arts Vanity: An Introduction to the Modern Joni Mitchell Fan
A cursory catalog of select favorite Joni Mitchell fan types I encountered at The Gorge this summer.
