Endpaper
$18 Billion and No HBO?
Many questions still had to be answered before I would be able to sit down and watch the season opener
Forget-Me-Nots
I boycotted the Senior Kickoff at the Kong. Mine was a silent protest against the perverse notion of celebrating a
Transatlantic or Bi-Polar?
On an overcast, chilly day in Allston that seemed ideal for little except a long and lazy nap, a number
Former Extracurricular-Boy Struggles with Free Time
Start with one highly motivated, overachieving Harvard student. Take away The Crimson, add spring of senior year, and chill. In
Love Story
In recent months, my ever-faithful roommates have noticed something a bit fanatic in my feelings towards the military. “You are
The Wrath of Shelley Newman
I have problems with Harvard e-mail. It isn’t just that I always open the stupid “I send this to have
My Quarter-Life Crisis
This past summer my Daddy left his partner status at a posh law firm to join a company whose office
How to Succeed at Harvard Without Really Trying
At Harvard, students strive to balance a full schedule of classes, schoolwork, extracurricular activities, chilling with friends, TV, video games,
Outwit, Outplay, Outlast
The best epiphanies happen at breakfast—those thunderbolts that hit while you’re waiting zombie-like in front of the waffle iron. I’ve
The Second Most Magical Place on Earth
I tell people at Harvard I am from Orlando but, actually, I grew up at Disney World. The important events
My Flaming Valentine
When I came out of the closet, I painted the door pink and nailed it shut. Yes, I’m a dramatic,
Ride Wit' Me
Walking into a lecture hall late, you earn a professor’s scowl, or at least a seat in Siberia. But sometimes
Making Me Over
Last week I got dumped. It wasn’t the nicely packaged kind of dumping, all tied up with ribbons of “I
Love Me Tender(izer)
The hand-sewn apron, lovingly crafted for my mother who hates to cook, is a tidy combination of several realms of
A Rival Rivalry
A commercial for Nokia cell phone covers that feature the logos of ACC basketball teams, begins with two attractive young
