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What Your Harvard Parent Merch Says About You

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Now that the semester’s over, hot girl summer is in full swing, and there’s no better time than Commencement to start serving. It’s time to make note of the serves and flops of Harvard Parent fashion. I gathered my “reads” for the most iconic Harvard merch worn by you, the #1 supporters of Harvard seniors, and what that says about you!

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“Harvard Mom”, “Harvard Dad” etc. T-Shirts

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If you are sporting one of these t-shirts this week, then you are either a cool parent who is “on vacation,” or you are 13-years-old, actually a sibling, and think you are cool (an emphasis on think).

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Harvard Dri-Fit Nike Wear

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Spotted! A golf dad, NCAA university athlete, another 13-year-old child, or a young parent that prioritizes comfortability over “Ready to Wear” chic. That’s ok! Athleisure is a definite “in” for 2024.

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Crimson Colors as “Merch” Without a Harvard Mention

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This choice for Commencement week wear probably means you are an alum! Congratulations! If you know how to subtly serve “Legacy Crimson Couture” then I will gladly give you your flowers. Now please come to the reunion and offer me an internship at your firm.

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No Merch at All

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You didn’t wear any parent merch or colors to Commencement week? Well. I have to say. That might be the most distinguished Harvard merch of them all. People who don’t care to make their connection to the school visually clear might be the most Harvardian of all. Your kid goes to a “small school just outside Boston.”

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Whatever you’re wearing this week, strut your stuff! Parents, be proud of your child’s accomplishments as well as your surely impeccable outfit.

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My Real Senior Thesis Acknowledgments

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One of the highlights of writing a senior thesis is getting the chance to acknowledge all those that helped you along the way. Of course, most students start with thanking their advisers (and I actually meant it when I did), their departments (shoutout to ESPP), and their friends and family. But, it’s difficult to include everything and everyone you want to thank, because doing so would not sound very thesis-esque. Luckily, Flyby is giving me the perfect platform to share an unabridged version of my senior thesis acknowledgments.

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So, thank you to:

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Noah Kahan’s Stick Season (Forever) Album

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This one was vital for locking into thesis writing in the Pfoho Library. All too often, I would forget to connect my laptop to my airpods before clicking play, so everyone had to listen to the intro of Northern Attitude.

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Cabot Cafe’s Iced Matcha

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(Although they ran out of matcha for a bit, which definitely was a rough period for me).

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Harvard Center for the Environment Free Espresso

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Made even better when extra creamy oat milk was made available in the mini fridge.

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Danahey Park

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For all those mid-afternoon mental health study breaks.

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Cabot Cafe’s Vanilla Rooibos Tea Latte

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Kudos to one of the amazing baristas for recommending this.

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My Parents

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For answering my panicked messages in a time zone seven hours ahead of Boston time. They made it onto my actual thesis acknowledgements too (obviously).

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My Cord Headphones

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For when my Airpods were dead.

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HUDS Oatmeal

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Yup, you read that correctly. Curating an aesthetically pleasing oatmeal bowl was key to getting me out of bed all throughout the month of February.

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Cabot Cafe’s Nutella Me More

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Yep.

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My One Friend from the River

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Who made our Quad-River friendship easier by actually coming to Pfoho for dinner!!!

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Jordan North Study Breaks

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For the random sushi and Berry-Line food drops.

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My Electric Heating Pad

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For making my naps extra cozy.

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Champagne

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For the perfect post-thesis celebration.

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Zotero

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Because who knew citing things could be easy?

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Flyby Blog

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For providing daily quality content and keeping me up to date with what was happening on campus even as I spent days locked in Widener. And for being the greatest, most creative and fun space on campus that I am lucky to have been a part of for the last four years. Words can’t express how much I will miss Sundays in the sanctum and coming up with slightly unhinged new, fun and fresh content. I’ll always be grateful for Flyby and my fly-fam <3

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How to Say You Don’t Have Summer Plans

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Ah, finals. The time when you split your time worrying about your exams and stressing about your summer. While some people have the luxury of procrastinating studying by making packing lists for study abroad or frantically acquiring business casual clothes for internships, others worry instead about sending follow-up emails to all the internships and research opportunities that ghosted them. If you’re watching summer rapidly approach without any idea of an impressive way you’ll spend it, never fear! Harvard is all about optics, and we can help you figure out how to ~spin~ your minimal plans to make all your friends weep with envy.

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Living at home: “Reconnecting with my heritage”

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When some people say this, they mean they’re going to the country of their ancestry. But who’s to say your ancestry doesn’t include your hometown? The Costco of your youth is basically as relevant to you as your DNA.

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Going to the beach as often as possible: “Geological research”

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Sand teaches you a lot about rocks — namely, that they’re annoying when they’re small.

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Working at the mall: “Shadowing management at a Fortune 500 company”

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I worked retail the summer after my freshman year, and now I know Uniqlo restocks on Monday afternoons. This surely is a marketable skill. And I definitely shadowed the management — especially when they forgot to tell me I could take lunch.

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Buying ice cream: “Working to provide affordable education to the new generation in my community”

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Make sure to tip in the little jar that says “tuition!” and you’ll be all set.

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Sleeping until 5 p.m.: “Engaging with work-life culture abroad”

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You’re already following an international time zone.

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Scrolling on dating apps: “Interviewing peers in local area on topics related to generational connection”

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Extra points if you actually set your location to a major city to raise your chances.

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In all seriousness, it’s completely fine if your plan for the next three months is just to chill and recharge. We’ve all been there, and sometimes you just need a moment to yourself. Good luck with finals — the end is in sight!

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Flyby Tries: Friendly Toast

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Donut Stop Believin - $16

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A donut-breakfast-sandwich that is embarrassing to order. But a great ratio of salty to sweet! The strawberry habanero jam was sweet and spicy (delectable). Also ask for the Maple Tumeric hot sauce, it’s a game changer.

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Cookie Monster Pancakes - $16

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Amazing for anyone who has a sweet tooth and loves Oreos, but it technically could be two meals (and probably has enough sugar to cover both meals) so come with an empty stomach.

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Sam’s Garden Omelet and Jumbo Cheddar Tater Tots - $17 (+$2 for tater tots upgrade)

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Somehow the veggies just tasted like eggs? Not the best omelet I've had, but it was okay! I could feel my lactose intolerance being awoken by the tater tots, but they were delicious! We’re here for a good time, not a long time.

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Breakfast Burrito - $16

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A classic and delightful mix of flavors and ingredients wrapped in a soft tortilla and tied together by the avocado-cilantro sauce, perfect for starting the day with a satisfying meal. They do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

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Philly Mac - $21

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It was pretty good mac and cheese, and it was basically a disassembled burger. I was a little confused by the chimichurri sauce paired with the rest of it, but overall a solid comfort meal.

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Hash Quiche - $18

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A good amount of bacon, red peppers and cheese. It was quite filling and a great remix of the average American breakfast. The Maple Turmeric hot sauce is a must add, completing my meal.

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Fruit Salad (Side) - $6

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It was fruit and was sweet. Was it a salad? That’s a debate for another time. It could have had more honey dew melon, but it was delicious nonetheless!

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Rainbow Sherbet Mocktail - $7

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Refreshing. Sugary. It has a maraschino cherry in it. If you want to start off your day with a sugar rush, this is the perfect drink for you.

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We hope you enjoyed this noncomprehensive review of Friendly Toast menu items! Maybe you can grab a bite with your family and friends before you move out for the semester. HAGS :)

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Burst the Bubble: May 2024

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May 5: Mayfair at Harvard Square

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Ok, this one will be hard to miss. Enjoy live music, try the food, and maybe take Mt. Auburn instead if you need to get anywhere.

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May 12: Lilac Sunday at the Arnold Arboretum

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For FREE, you can see so many lilacs. Take it from me — it’s pretty romantic. And a great place for a picnic with a beautiful view, especially at the top of the hill. Just make sure you take some Zyrtec that morning.

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Any time: Take the Red Line to Green Line to Blue Line to Revere Beach

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Ok, Revere Beach may not be the world’s most beautiful. But consider: you can get there just for round-trip train fare, at any time of day. There’s great ice cream nearby, and what else do you really need for an impromptu beach day? It’s safe to swim in, I PROMISE. And yes, it’s pronounced Rah-vee-ah.

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Any time: By-the-pound at the Garment District

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It is with a heavy heart that I spill the beans about this wonderful and underrated experience. Every morning, the Garment District (a store, not a district, by M.I.T.) dumps several bushels of random clothing for all ages and genders all over the floor. Anything in the pile is $2/lb. Last time I went, there was a big barrel of at least 300 Mario promotional hats. I also got my raincoat there for, you guessed it, $2. Get loaded up with hand sanitizer and form-fitting clothes (there are no changing rooms) and have at it!

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May 24-26: Boston Calling (Music Festival)

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“But Flyby Blog,” you say, “I don’t want to pay several hundred dollars for festival tickets!” Well, here is the benefit of the outdoor venue being in an urban area. Simply sit anywhere even remotely nearby and you will hear the music. Pack yourself a picnic, sit by the river, and enjoy hearing, though not seeing, your favorite musicians perform live! Hozier and Chappell Roan will both be there on the Sunday, if you take your whiskey neat and your pony club pink.

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Try these and thank us later. And happy summer!

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How To: Rationalize Not Studying For Your Final

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If it’s worth 10 percent of your final grade…

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Final exam? More like a weekly quiz! All you need to do is skim your notes for a solid five minutes the morning of the exam, and you’re good to go.

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If it’s worth 20 percent of your final grade…

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Sure, 20 percent may feel like a significant chunk of your final grade, but, if you think about it, you’ve already put in all the hard work this semester to succeed. Surely, one exam, especially one worth only a fifth of your final grade, cannot make or break you.

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If it’s worth 50 percent of your final grade…

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Let’s be real, stressing over a final exam worth 50 percent of your grade is bound to drain every ounce of mental energy you possess. Chances are, your time is better spent taking a stroll by the river or connecting with as many Harvard grads on LinkedIn as humanly possible. Priorities, people!

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If it’s worth 100 percent of your final grade…

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So…maybe you should study for this final. Just kidding! There are really only two options here: your professor is either the most relaxed person you’ll ever meet, or the craziest. Either way, in this case, it’s important to remember that life is all about balance. This final may feel like it’s the be-all and end-all, but it’s really just another stepping stone to your future. You’ll crush it! (And if you don’t, just remember that it’s all your professor’s fault).

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If these tactics fail, and your compulsive Harvard tendencies to study override your system, never fear. In just a few short weeks, finals will be a thing of the distant past, only to recur in a few short months!

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How to Survive the (Next) Eclipse

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Do not look at the sun without eclipse glasses.

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You’ve probably heard this one before, but it is worth repeating. As my mother reminded me at least five times, eclipse-related blindness is permanent. Telling your friends that you looked at the eclipse sans protective eyewear isn’t worth losing your ability to see, especially since that means that you won’t be able to (re)read this article in anticipation of the next solar eclipse. That said, based on this advice, you might think that I’ve exaggerated my parents’ neuroticism about this eclipse, but then you’d be ignorant to them advising me to…

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Never look at anything without eclipse glasses.

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My two-pack of eclipse glasses arrived in the mail three days prior to the eclipse, sans any effort on my part. I promptly gave away my second pair of glasses to a friend and ignored my parents’ comments about saving the second pair in case I damaged the first. (What do they think I’m doing with these?) I initially thought my parents’ advice to wear eclipse glasses all Monday seemed reasonable, at least while outdoors, but the minute I placed my glasses on my face for the first time, I realized that it was a bit misguided…mainly because you can’t see anything but the eclipse through the glasses. Thankfully, I did survive crossing the street while following this advice, but please don’t ask me how that was managed.

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Stay inside during the eclipse.

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This advice was entirely hypocritical considering that my parents and little sister were planning on watching the eclipse outside, but apparently I’m held to a higher standard. I followed this advice by watching the eclipse through a window (and my glasses), but I can tell you for a fact that at least 50 percent of eclipse-watchers did not and still seem to be breathing.

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Do not ride the shuttle during the eclipse.

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This piece of advice received the most objections from me, considering that I had to commute from the Square to Allston at 2:30 p.m. the afternoon of the eclipse, and considering my parents’ prior stipulation that I not be outside during the eclipse. However, my dad was awfully insistent that the mirrors on the shuttle would reflect the eclipse and wreak havoc on my eyesight, so I was instead directed to take an Uber. My dad was skeptical that Ubers would even be running during the eclipse — “you don’t understand, everyone drops everything for the eclipse” — but thankfully his doubts were for naught, and I made it to Allston, no shuttle required.

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Skip any and all classes scheduled for eclipse day.

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This was the one piece of advice that I made no effort to follow, considering that I had seven hours of class and no desire to navigate the consequences of skipping them later that week. When my dad mentioned that he thought that everyone should abandon all their responsibilities to watch the Sun hide behind the Moon, I briefly wondered if my parents had been replaced by aliens, but they answered all the stranger-danger questions correctly, so I guess that my dad just considers the eclipse a much more valid excuse for absenteeism than respiratory illness…

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Do not eat during the eclipse.

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I cannot provide any scientific justification for this one. My mom will tell you that she can, but I’m not so sure. My conversation with her went a little something like this: “Several scientists are saying that you shouldn’t eat during the eclipse.” “Which scientists?” “Several scientists.” I did follow this piece of advice, but I’m still waiting for the citations on these “scientists.” (Disclaimer: A quick Google search informed me that this piece of advice might be grounded in my family’s religious practices. However, I’m still not sure why my mom didn’t just say that outright, considering that I navigated the entire college admissions cycle according to the lunar calendar without objection.)

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For legal reasons, I cannot guarantee that following these tips will save you from an untimely demise (at the hands of the sun???) during the next eclipse, but I have no evidence to the contrary. Several students endured seven hours (or more) in cramped cars to see the Moon overlap a little bit more perfectly with the Sun; what’s a little bit of suffering inconvenience to see the eclipse and live to tell the tale?

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Flyby Tries: Going to the Loomis-Michael Observatory

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The Observatory is Cool

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Located on the top floor of the Science Center, the observatory is hidden away from the rest of campus, serving as one of Harvard’s best-kept secrets. Its location helps visitors escape as much light pollution as possible in a sprawling city. After getting lost and missing the extra flight of stairs to the observatory from the eighth floor, I finally found the observatory.

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The Telescope is Cool

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As I walked into the room after trying to push the clearly-designated pull door, I was met with the Loomis-Michael telescope, the room’s pièce de résistance. Seeing the telescope lit up in dark hues of red (to preserve night vision), I was quite sure that I had found the eighth wonder of the world (or of Cambridge, at least). At over 100 feet tall, the telescope is absolutely massive and honestly way more powerful than I had expected for a student-run telescope that dates back to 1954.

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The Planets Are Cool

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Within that first night, I was able to see Jupiter! And Saturn! After spending an hour — or three — up in the observatory talking to other students and taking in the vibes, I was so starstruck (pun intended) that I downloaded no less than three stargazing apps onto my phone. I also learned some cool facts about the planets, like how Jupiter has 79 moons and how Saturn’s rings are made of ice and dust. I felt like a real astronomer…except without the physics.

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Now, I Am Cool

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Throughout the semester, I ended up taking telescope classes offered by STAHR to learn how to operate the telescope. The observatory is super cool, and so are the people who know how to use it! And you too can learn about the stars, the planets, and the mysteries of the universe. What a flex to one-up your peers with when you can point out Orion’s Belt faster than you can say “networking.” Highly recommend checking out the observatory on an open telescope night — trust me, you won’t regret it. Unless you have a midterm and two psets due the next day, in which case you might regret it a little. But hey, it’s worth it for the views and the thrill of having the universe at your fingertips.

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Types of Students During Reading Period

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Reading period has us all in varying degrees of being unhinged. Try to stay in Lawful Good instead of Chaotic Evil!

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Harvard Crying Spots Bingo

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I cry, you cry, we all cry because Harvard is actually really hard. I can’t possibly manage my 10-month long delusionship, three group projects, and the state of the world without a good cry session — with a go-to crying spot in every corner of campus. In case you’re crying as much as we are, Flyby’s got you covered with this bingo card to transform even the saddest of experiences into a #win.

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Flyby’s Crimson Print Cheat Sheet

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Crimson Print was once the bane of my existence. Before I learned how to set it up, I too frequently would make the trek of shame to Lamont’s basement printer-linked computers, or create a sacrificial rite to the gods of printing, whomever they may be, begging them to please help me print my measly two-page Ec 10a cheat sheet. Worst case scenario, I’d begin begging strangers in mega group chats for help, or make awkward eye contact with a random student in Lamont who clearly knew how to use the printers.

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Life was pretty miserable, until I finally figured out how to use Crimson Print. Gatekeeping is not my middle name, so here’s how to set up Crimson Print (this worked for two other people, so I may or may not now consider myself a tech expert).

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Note: These instructions are mainly for Mac, apologies to Windows users but I’m sure the steps are similar.

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For reference, these are the articles I used to set up Crimson print on my device, but it’s pretty difficult to follow and troubleshoot with.

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- https://harvard.service-now.com/ithelp?id=kb_article&sys_id=c8ebe9a1dbd7401096ab5682ca961934

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- http://crimsonprint.university.harvard.edu:9163/client-setup/dns/macos.html

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Instead, I present you with an easy, follow-along guide, with pictures and captions and all that jazz. You’re welcome!

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\r\nEven printing is difficult at an academically rigorous school like Harvard. Hopefully, now you know how to print things so you do not have to go through what I did. May the Crimson Print be in your favor.

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The Tortured Poets Department (Harvard’s Version)

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A little birdy told us that Taylor Swift’s new album “The Tortured Poets Department” was inspired by her visits to Harvard’s campus. Even more exciting, Flyby has the inside scoop on what exactly inspired each of the new tracks. From old Harvard traditions to once-in-a-lifetime experiences, you can tell Taylor really dug into the vault to write these songs.

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1. Fortnight

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The ridiculously short amount of time Harvard students are given to register for courses.

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2. The Tortured Poets Department

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Barker Center, Cafe Gato Rojo, or Lamont Basement (especially after 3 a.m.).

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3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

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The Harvard shuttle crashing into Tasty Burger.

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4. Down Bad

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The freshman-hunters scouting for physical affection love.

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5. So Long, London

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People coming back from study abroad with a British accent. Though I suppose they would probably say something like “Cheerio, London!”

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6. But Daddy I Love Him

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Justifying your section crush to your friends.

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7. Fresh Out the Slammer

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Coming out of your final midterm.

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8. Florida!!!

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The Lampoon, the place with the most “Florida man” energy. Currier, though, if we’re thinking retirement.

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9. Guilty as Sin?

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Witnessing the Harvard tradition in the stacks.

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10. Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?

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The turkeys ask as they terrorize our campus.

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11. I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)

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Our sleep schedules (self-explanatory).

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12. loml

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General Gao’s chicken (please bring our beloved HUDS back).

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13. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

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Your pset. (You’ve been scrolling through TikTok and you had to close the app as soon as you saw a happy couple.)

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14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

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Remy <3, but the love we have for him is big.

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15. The Alchemy

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Chem 17/27, when they teach students how to make… we’ve been informed we can’t make that joke.

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16. Clara Bow

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The grape pizza. It only appeared once but was the talk of the town. It was the true it-girl of Harvard’s campus.

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In conclusion, Taylor Swift is obligated to perform at Yardfest next year so she can get material to write her next album.

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Flyby Tries: Jefe’s vs. Achilito’s

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Antong Y. Hou:

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As a freshman, the debate of Felipe’s versus Jefe’s was all the rage when I first arrived on campus. Now, there’s a new kid on the block… Achilito’s! As college students, we have no money to waste. And nothing hurts more than paying for something that is just okay. In a world of PSETs and midterms that are literally just before reading week, we can’t afford (literally) to take any more L’s.

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Here are some of my food critiquing credentials: I eat a lot of food.

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Daisy S. Gonzalez:

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Coming to Harvard, I had no hopes for either Felipe’s and Jefe’s. I’m Mexican-American and have eaten authentic Mexican food my entire life. If there’s anything I’ve learned, it’s that fast-food Mexican restaurants cater towards a certain audience that doesn’t always include me. So when a new restaurant emerged, I was ready for change.

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Here are some of my food credentials: I only eat Mexican food unless I’m forced to eat Berg.

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Achilito’s

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AYH: Our first stop was Achilito’s. Upon first entering, the atmosphere was very vibrant and filled with more natural light than its counterpart. It only has one floor that isn’t all that spacious, making it very easy to be overheard. Overall, the vibes are good but not anything extraordinary.

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DSG: As soon as you enter, you get a more modern look than other locations. For example, the menus were on TV. I thought that was nice. I loved the brightness and the different shades of colors displayed on the walls. One thing I care about is the decoration of these restaurants. I feel like most of the time they tend to decorate Coco-like… but here they had Aztec symbols to pay more of an homage to the country’s heritage. One thing that’s noticeably different: the lack of space and privacy to gossip.

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AYH: The service was pleasant and we ordered a large ancho steak quesadilla and two shrimp tacos. I know you’re asking why we would ever purchase shrimp tacos–just trust us on this (I don’t even like shrimp). In total, the bill was $25.68. This price hurts the soul. Let’s be so for real, two tacos should not cost $11.

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Grilled Shrimp Tacos ($5.50 Each)

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AYH: Before we talk about the taste, I would like to note that the shrimp are grilled to order. I literally watched them take them out from the shrimp drawer and slap them on the grill. Immediately, the shrimp smelt amazing and the char was beautiful. Although size doesn’t always matter, the shrimp were MASSIVE. These are not shrimp. They are SHRIMP. The taco was filled with three of these monsters and was bursting at the seams. Biting in, the shrimp juices started to stream out of the taco. It was truly amazing. Despite the heft of the shrimp, the taco was extremely light. You could definitely jump after eating a few of these.

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Overall, I give this a strong 8.35/10. Again, I don’t even like shrimp, but this is just so good. However, I am not sure if it is good enough to justify the price. You can be the judge.

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DSG: I was pleasantly surprised by the look of them. I’m not going to lie. I wanted to hate shrimp tacos. What are shrimps doing on my tortilla? The flour tortillas used… well, I’m not a fan. I find all flour tortillas have a weird smell to them. However, one bite and I was lowkey left speechless. The juiciness of the shrimp combined with the salsa verde was actually ripping my tortilla in half.

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Overall, I rated this a great score of 7.85. I like shrimp; I guess I’m not used to this size… anyways I hated the price. But hey, what I will say is you will NOT be disappointed.

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Ancho Steak Quesadilla ($13.00)

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AYH: Right off the bat, the quesadilla looked really good. It was cut into three sizable rectangular pieces. Personally, I think the triangle cut tastes better, but I’ll let this slide. Right away, though, the steak was not steak-ing. In my humble opinion, I like when the steak is in chunks (refer to Chipotle). However, Achilito's seemed to be more on the shredded side. If you tried hard enough, you probably could have gaslit me into thinking it was something else. If I’m paying for steak, I want it to be unmi-steak-able. Honestly, it was alright. Unlike the shrimp tacos, however, it was extremely heavy. We split this quesadilla three ways, but I think it would definitely be subject to diminishing marginal returns on taste (for all you Ec 10-ers).

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Overall, I give this a 7.1/10. If your friends are coming here, the quesadilla isn’t a bad option. However, I wouldn’t go out of my way to get one.

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DSG: I’m a huge fan of steak quesadillas, so I only think it’s fair that you as the audience know I have my biases. I got my regular and I immediately noticed just how full my quesadilla was. There was not one bite I took that lacked any of the ingredients I added. What I will say is I am a fan of shredded steak pieces as it makes it easier to chew and in my opinion, enjoy your food. The shredded steak allows it to blend into the meal and not completely overtake it. The salsa verde is “watery” but in my opinion that just gives you a more authentic taste. I was legit sweating because of how spicy it was (not that I can’t handle my spice, it’s just been too long with Berg food). What I’m saying is that I have high expectations because I’ve had my mother’s food. Achilito’s at least met my expectations with this quesadilla.

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Overall, I give it a weaker 7.001. Why? Just because it reminded me of my mother’s food and I got sad. I wanted to tear up but didn’t… but if you ever do need to eat and cry, this is the perfect place as you are not likely to run into opps at this location.

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Achilito’s Side Note

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AYH: Many months ago, I noticed a beautiful poster outside of Achilitos that pictures three tacos perched beside a mango slushy. Also on the sign is the price of $10. However, when you walk in, the slushy is not included. It’s three tacos and a can of soda or water. If you do want the slushy, it’s $15. First of all, three tacos for $10 isn’t even that good of a deal. Second of all, that slushy is misleading.

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Next Up: Jefe’s

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AYH: After Achilito’s, we made our way over to Jefe’s. Most of you likely know what Jefe’s looks like, but I really enjoy the atmosphere of the place. And, I LOVE the second floor. They even have plants! Overall, the vibes are great.

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The service was alright and we ordered the exact same stuff to keep the review consistent: one supersize steak quesadilla and two shrimp tacos. In total, the bill was $19.42, which was $6.26 cheaper than Achilito’s.

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DSG: I walked in and well, like it’s food, it’s bland. And while there’s definitely more space to avoid your opps in here, I would just be sad knowing I’m in the same place as them. Yes there’s color but it looked like those abandoned amusement parks. However, on a late Friday and Saturday night, I just might not care.

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Grilled Shrimp Tacos ($3.95 each)

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AYH: Unlike the freshly grilled shrimp at Achilito’s, the shrimp at Jefe’s are cold and sit in a little container. Before eating, I dug around and counted three shrimp. While the quantity is the same as the Achilito’s taco, they are TINY. Upon taking my first bite, I was upset that it had no shrimp. After taking my second bite, I was even more upset that my second bite had shrimp. The shrimp were cold and tasted extremely fishy, not in a nice ocean-y way but in an old fish type of way. I did not finish it.

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Overall, I give this a 1.3/10. Literally minutes before this, I said that nothing could get below a 5. I was wrong. I know you probably weren’t planning on it, but don’t order this.

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DSG: Absolutely not. Jefe’s greatly disappointed with this meal. First of all, I hate double tortillas. I get that it’s there to avoid your taco breaking but the tortilla’s overpowered every other ingredient I had in my mouth. I felt like I was just eating bare tortillas. ESPECIALLY because the shrimp was incredibly small… and while some of you are okay with that, in my food, it is not appreciated. I just preferred the taste of Achilito’s shrimp. Jefe’s Taqueria is definitely a place you go to for a late night snack and if you’re intoxicated, then this food’s taste won’t matter.

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Overall, the limit of HOW BAD this taco was just doesn't exist. Think about how hard you may have worked on a pset just to fail it. That’s how disappointed I was, times 128329131. I had originally given it a 3/10 but the more I thought about it, the angrier I became. Just don’t get this. It’s not worth it.

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Steak Quesadilla ($10.25)

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AYH: Unlike Achilito’s, the Jefe’s quesadilla was cut into four triangular pieces — just how I like it. I was also happy to see that the steak was in chunk form. However, I quickly noticed that nearly two inches of the outer edge of the quesadilla had no filling. In fact, you could fold it into what resembled a piece of pie. I would appreciate it if a math concentrator could let me know how much quesadilla surface area we lost because of this. Also, for all you health nuts, the outside of the quesadilla was far less oily than that of Achilito’s. After taking my first bite, I continued to chew on the same piece of steak until I gave up and swallowed it whole — disappointing. Like its chewiness, its lack of taste made me think of an old piece of bubble gum.

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Overall, I give this a 5.7/10. Certainly better than the shrimp tacos but also just barely mediocre. If you ever want to build your jawline without mewing, just order this.

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DSG: Because I am an avid fan of steak quesadillas, I was not as harsh with this tasting. I took a bite of this and legit all I tasted was steak. I felt like Goldilocks: Achilito’s didn’t have enough and Jefe’s had too much. Jefe’s steak is just soooo hard to chew. My jaw was definitely proving its strength during this. Don’t get me wrong, the taste was not bad but it definitely depends on the bite. Like three of my bites were just tortillas with nothing else, not even cheese. The salsa verde is great and that’s why I highkey hogged it. It was the only amazing thing about this quesadilla.

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Overall, I gave this a 4.5/10. The taste is definitely there but with restrictions. This was WAY better than the shrimp tacos but just several steps down than what I’m used to.

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AYH: If I’m being honest, I came into this thinking that I would like Jefe’s more. Especially because of its price, I didn’t want to prefer Achilito’s. Nonetheless, it appears that the difference in price translates into a difference in taste. In the case of the shrimp taco and the steak quesadilla, I crown Achilito’s the winner. When I can’t stomach the high price, I will still go to Jefe’s (just not for shrimp tacos). However, when I want to eat for taste, I will walk the extra distance to hit up Achilito’s.

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An Ode to My Dying Laptop

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{shortcode-77cc7b5dc32c0dfd0634167d8139a323a515c4fa}Everyday, when I wake up in the morning to the sunlight gleaming on my face, I wonder how long my laptop’s battery will last before ultimately dying. I get to class and I begrudgingly open my 2020 13-inch Rose Gold MacBook Air — yes, I fell victim to aesthetics. As I am unwillingly propelled back into the academic world, I open my Notion Calendar and Google Chrome to at least physically lock in.

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Soon after that, a distinctive swshhhhh starts to play. I turn from my left to my right (checking my surroundings), wondering if any of my peers mind my computer’s cry for help. My battery starts going from 100 percent to 90 to 80 and so on. The increments of 10 almost mock my inability to stop it. I have approximately three hours before I lose her cooperation.

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A concerned peer might ask: “What about using it on the charger?”.

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No.

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I can’t do that. Trust me I tried, but the last time she died on me the battery replacement cost me $350. Therefore, I must take the walk of shame to my nearest outlet and plug her in. I can only watch in dismay as I ponder about what life will be like after her, sort of following my ex’s inner dialogue before he broke up with me. And just like he probably did, I weighed the pros and cons of sustaining my current relationship — with my laptop.

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My laptop has been with me throughout the pandemic, highschool, and college applications. I think it's only fair to consider the history we have. I mean after all, she got me into Harvard and her presence alone earned me compliments throughout high school. And if I gaslight myself, she’s really not as bad as a Surface laptop.

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For so long her support system was my support system, but now it seems like it's time to call it quits (command +shift + QQ). I didn’t know that on the day we met, I would be plagued by her restrictions to open more than three tabs at a time. While everyone else types away during class, I have to worry about her stove-like top. I just know that I deserve better than typing on keys as hot as the frying pan gets when I cook or hardware that sounds like the airplane engine that takes me back to my home state. All I have to say to her is, it’s not you, well it kind of is, but it’s mostly me. I can’t help it… she’s just no longer the Macbook I want.

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Hate your laptop as much as I do? Maybe it’s time to pull the plug.

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How To: Survive Reading Period

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{shortcode-e25f429b9638cbff1b74afc5628aa7135d5042b0}Alas, midterms are out of our minds and we’re moving on to finals season! Of course, if it were up to us, we would simply ignore the existence of finals season but unfortunately, that is not in our nor your hands :(. So to prepare you for reading period, we, at Flyby, have gathered a list that will help you *lock in* and grind out your upcoming exams or final papers, smoothly and effectively. Without further ado, readers, hold on to these tips to avoid being a proclaimed Lamonster or a victim of the “Sunday Scaries!”

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Plan Out Your Time

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As college students, we tend to have too much on our plates and that can be difficult to manage. To avoid jumbling up your schedule and innocently forgetting schoolwork or meetings, mark down what you have to do and when you have to do it along with time increments. This may be easier said than done, but scheduling your time can reinforce your priorities and help you be ahead in the game and on top of your classes. I like to plan out my schedule on Google Keep, but many of my other peers would prefer a physical journal or Google Calendar, go with what works best for you!

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Take Breaks

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Tackling on schoolwork all at once is not the most effective way to complete or retain material. Ten hour cram sessions in Lamont are, in fact, not healthy. Shocking! Setting aside free time and going back to school work later can help your brain feel refreshed to power through assignments. So go ahead and listen to that podcast, laugh at the comedy show, or chat with friends during a brain break!

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Resources

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When it comes to this period of the semester, it is not strange to ask for help from faculty at Harvard as they are advised to help you with your academic and emotional needs. If you ever need help, office hours, ARC tutors, the Writing Center, and CAMHS could be a great resort for you to receive feedback on studying methods, course material, writing skills, and mental health. It’s ideal to seek these resources earlier than later, as in the last weeks of the semester spots tend to fill up as other students are in the same boat too.

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Set Motivators

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If you ever feel discouraged from studying or completing assignments, set rewards for yourself after accomplishing your to-lists! Trick your mind into thinking that tasks need to get done before you can indulge in activities like feeding into your online shopping addiction, going into Boston with friends, or getting a slice of pizza at Pinocchio’s. If you have crippling FOMO like me, your agenda will get done in no time!

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So as you go ahead and battle through the reading period, remember that it’s not just about acing exams or final papers. It’s about finding a balance, taking care of yourself, and recognizing that your worth isn’t defined by a grade. With these last few weeks of the semester, approach your courses with confidence, and know that Flyby is cheering for you! Happy Primal Scream!

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What Olivia Rodrigo Album Are You? Harvard Edition

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{shortcode-941f5f38b8b4c19cbff56fb7eedf2e2c119dbab0}Does the number of psets you have due this week leave a sour taste in your mouth? Or maybe you’re ready to spill your guts out as you write this long overdue paper. Regardless, read on to determine which Olivia Rodrigo album you are at this point in the semester.

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