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Vanité des vanités: How to Write a Jude D. Russo Review

STEP 7: ENJOY

You’re now a terrible, terrible person that nobody likes. Good job!

*A FUN GAME FOR YOU TO PLAY: While reading a JDR review, take a shot every time you see an appeal to Art!

**You should be at two shots by now!

***Take two shots here because of how much self-referentiality annoys you.

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—Jude D. Russo is the incoming films exec. He was formerly an Ancient Greek sculpture.

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