STEP 7: ENJOY
You’re now a terrible, terrible person that nobody likes. Good job!
*A FUN GAME FOR YOU TO PLAY: While reading a JDR review, take a shot every time you see an appeal to Art!
**You should be at two shots by now!
***Take two shots here because of how much self-referentiality annoys you.
—Jude D. Russo is the incoming films exec. He was formerly an Ancient Greek sculpture.