In light of the recent Hasty Pudding merger, FM proposes a few future pairings.

1) The Piano Society and The College Events Board

Students gave up on Yardfest long ago. We might as well turn it into a piano recital and use the money for hot breakfast.

2) The Harvard College Wine Society and PBHA’s Youth Recreation Program

Funding safe, fun after-school activities for all ages.

3) FOP and The North Korean Human Rights Society

That’s what they meant by a level 3 “switch trip.”

4) Scholars at Risk and Harvard Varsity Club

5) CityStep and The Crimson Key Society

Red, peppy dancing tours of Harvard. In other words, Key will stay the same.

6) Harvard Alumni Association and Gap Year Harvard College

Matching students with their parents.

7) First Year Social Committee and the Hasty Pudding Club

There aren’t many places left to be social on campus.