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PREDICTIONS

The executives of The Crimson’s editorial board put their slightly scuffed crystal ball to work.

Stephen W. Stromberg ’05

Editorial Chair

In a desperate attempt to stay in business, the Grolier Poetry Bookshop will go the way of the COOP and outsource its management to the Barnes and Noble Company. Way to go, capitalism!

Benjamin J. Toff ’05

Editorial Chair

Spring weather this weekend, a big name band on the MAC quad, and a good time had by all will signal that the apocalypse is just around the corner...

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Morgan R. Grice ’06

Associate Editorial Chair

In the tradition of last year’s Mather Lather debacle, this weekend’s Leverett ’80s dance will prove equally disappointing as eager prefrosh flood the party, forcing it to close its doors after half an hour.

Travis R. Kavulla ’06

Associate Editorial Chair

Don’t expect liberals’ standard outrage to tarnish the United Nations’ reputation as a standard-bearer for all that’s good and true, despite the recent revelation that Secretary-General Kofi Annan’s son skimmed money off Iraq’s oil-for-food budget.

Margaret M. Rossman ’06

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