Margaret M. Rossman '06
Associate Editorial Chair
Now that “The Practice” is finally being put out of its misery, David E. Kelley will create yet another highly popular, award-winning show and then torture it to death by making it completely absurd and melodramatic.
Simon W. Vozick-Levinson '06
Associate Editorial Chair
Ambitious Google-terrorists based in New Haven will contrive to prevent their college’s name from being the first result when I type “flaccid” into my mental search engine and hit “I’m feeling lucky.” Not happening, buddy.
Joshua D. Gottlieb '07
News Editor
Next time the campus cell phone service collapses, students will revert to the tried and true method of communication from Harvard’s past—the cup-and-string telephone between dorms.