Editorial Chair
Now that the nation’s politicians have hopped onto the banning-obscenity bandwagon (will anyone think of the children!), Congress will outlaw redneck jokes from television and radio because they “mess with ma kin.”
Benjamin J. Toff '05
Editorial Chair
The EPA, investigating a potential link between lung cancer and the chemicals released in the air when making a bag of popcorn, will announce that it’s probably not such a good idea to eat the imitation butter flavoring either.
Morgan R. Grice '06
Associate Editorial Chair
In response to Al Franken’s upcoming liberal radio program, “The O’Franken Factor,” Bill O’Reilly will think it wise to sue the savvy satirist once again—it worked so well last time with his suit over his image used alongside the phrase “Lying Liars.”
Travis R. Kavulla '06
Associate Editorial Chair
Pro-Aristide, HIPJ types might realize that all that appears democratic is not gold. A quick glance at a Haitian history book will reveal that Papa Doc Duvalier was just as fairly elected as Aristide—a populist platform, even!
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