Undergraduate Council: Self-important but incompetent band of campus politicos whose Sunday night meetings provide comic relief for the Monday morning Crimson.
UHS: 1. University Health Services. 2. Not a good place to go when you're healthy. 3. Not a good place to go when you're sick.
Widener Library: 1. Mammoth library built in memory of a Titanic drowning victim. 2. Where students go to pore over books and sometimes, each other.
Winthrop House: 1. A place to swim on rainy days.
Yale: 1. New Haven lock factory. 2. Where you would have had to go if you didn't get into Harvard.
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