PC: Mike used to be called Barney, and when he was, he was also dating a friend of mine, pretty lady. I have a postcard from Albuquerque that looks like Scott. I like them, and I also like the Magic Number. Playing with them will be mighty.

LF: Remember JenR8R (former campus band)? That was us and them (Kick the Chemist) too. Lockgroove is good, though they've never been to our house.

THC: Did the band members meet at Harvard?

PC: I met Brendan, sloshed, sitting at a table in the Wyndham Franklin hotel in downtown Philly. He had long hair then. I met Luke through Brendan, next to Widener Library. Luke told me he hated me; I think his words were: "I hate you." But now he doesn't hate me. All three of us met Mike this year. When we found out he was a drummer we were drunk and enthusiastic. The same night Luke threw up for the first time ever. So we knew.

THC: What are the best and worst things about being musicians at Harvard?

PC: The best is that there is virtually no good music, so a band like us gets to play whenever we want and people won't leave.

BG: The worst is that there are no good groupies. Not many people will sleep with us just because we are in a rock band. Also, there's virtually no good music here.

LF: Everyone thinks we're dirty. We're not dirty.