To the Yard Dorms: One hundred German tourists.
To the Union Dorms: A single reason anyone would want to live there now that meals are in Annenberg.
To the juniors: A cool off-year Commencement speaker.
To the sophomores: A fruitful remaining year as patrons of the Grille.
To the first-years: The ability to overcome the stigma of being the "naught" class year.
To the pre-frosh: A satisfying life without Chelsea.
To the graduate students: One last sneer. Especially if you're a T.F.
To Harvard Square: Peruvian flute players on every corner.
To the Coop: A refund--no, giving it to us.
To the Tasty: An ever-lasting lease.
To the Wursthaus: A second coming.
To the Kong: Three egg rolls to go.
To Grafton's: A "One Potato Two Potato" commemorative booth.
To the Pro: Less Attention to Detail.
To the Grille: The best years of our lives.
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