To the final clubs: Entertainment as good as the Leverett House '80s dance.
To the BAT team: More creative subtraction.
To the Undergraduate Council: Real reform--and a Springfest band we've heard of.
To the Core Committee: Moral reasoning.
To Widener: Students who are actually there to use the library.
To Lamont: Widener's reputation.
To the Science Center: A second Greenhouse.
To Loker: Greenhouse pizza.
To 2 Divinity Avenue: A new location in the Yard.
To William James Hall: A new location in the Yard.
To Annenberg Hall: A butter pat on the ceiling.
To the Barker Center: A butter pat on the ceiling.
To the John Harvard statue: An umbrella.
To the River Houses: More DeWolfes.
To the Quad Houses: A monorail to the Yard.
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