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Dining, Haute-Style

For the Moment

1 udder-style milk machine

1 industrial-capacity coffee maker

sucrose

1. Fill half a tall glass with whole milk.

2. Nuke for thirty seconds.

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3. Add coffee immediately.

4. Add sugar to taste.

5. Drink up.

Huevos del Diablo

2 eggs, hardboiled

1 fistful mayonnaise

1 fork

1/2 soup spoon mustard

Pinch paprika

1. Peel and vivisect eggs.

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