1 udder-style milk machine
1 industrial-capacity coffee maker
sucrose
1. Fill half a tall glass with whole milk.
2. Nuke for thirty seconds.
3. Add coffee immediately.
4. Add sugar to taste.
5. Drink up.
Huevos del Diablo
2 eggs, hardboiled
1 fistful mayonnaise
1 fork
1/2 soup spoon mustard
Pinch paprika
1. Peel and vivisect eggs.
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