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Ode to Crimson Beneficence

A lesson in honesty from Maya Prabhu.

To the Business School dean, who lords over Shad Hall,

A slim slice of cake--you can't have it all.

To our players victorious in this year's great Game

We hope next year's defense will give us the same.

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But for the athletics department, a lesson in glasnost--

A weekend at Red Top is what we would like most.

To U.C. committees who can't snag us singers

We heartily extend to them our middle fingers.

To 29 Gsters, a room with a view

Of something other than East Timbuktu.

To Pat, our best wishes for a good cup of joe.

The Square's pickings sans Tommy have been kind

of slow. To Liz, George, Paul, Brian, and all of the rest

Some heat, new door handles, floor tiles--the best.

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