And Harvard's best and brightest to give it a push.
To the man who has everything, our buddy H. Ross,
We give some Lifesavers to get over his loss.
To political losers in this year's elections,
Some posts at the K-School and huge wage reductions.
To Fergie and Andrew, Prince Charles and Lady Di,
We give equal shares of the divorce-settlement pie.
To the European "Community," whose agreements have leaked,
We give a new treaty; stay out of Maastricht!
To Rudy, a mint in alumni donations
And a settlement ending HUCTW demonstrations.
Their salaries immediately must multiply--
Let Shattuck shelve books if he can't comply.
To Knowles, some time--he does seem quite busy.
With more room for appointments, he'll be less in a tizzy.
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