Penninsula's love experts like to play Cupid.
They're not hyperhateful. They're just hyperstupid.
To the B-School, that bastion of greed' cross the river,
We've picked out a Scud which we'll gladly deliver.
Our gladness would promptly be moved up to glee
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If shrapnel destroyed the Fly, Fox, Porc and Spee.
To the UC, that stalwart of brilliance and prudence,
We wish for a meeting with more than six students.
To the Lampy, that herd of hilarious sops.
We'll give out some pointers on how to stab cops.
To the IOP, which wants to invite David Duke,
We offer a few dozen buckets of puke.
These people want Hillel to sponsor this Nazi?
Next time, stick to issues like health care and ROTC.
To President Bush, an angry reminder
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