"Hi Bob. In the finals I expect Cindy to win although Judy could offer real competition. She won some loud cheers by playing with her underwear. We'll bring you all the action after this message."

"Did you know that you can get AIDS through sexual intercourse? Be prepared. Makes sure he wears a doohickey."

Welcome back. Listen to the crowd.

"SKIN TO WIN. SKIN TO WIN."

Cindy came out strong by walking along the outside of the stage and staring each guy in the eye. ("SKIN TO WIN.") Judy has responded with lots of pelvic thrusts. ("SKIN TO WIN.")

Wait, Cindy seems to be up to something. "Sam, can you give us a report?"

"Sure Bob. Cindy has both hands on her T-shirt and is letting them linger. She's smiling naughtily. Now she is flashing her breasts to the crowd."

"What do they look like Sam?"

"They're round. And perfect. She has covered herself up. And she is now making the number one sign. She's a winner."

The music has ended. Let's listen to Owen for the results.

"What a show. Let's hear it for Spring Break 88! (cheers). Let's hear it for Judy (a few claps) and for Cindy (wild applause)."

That about does it, folks. Cindy from Michigan is the overwhelming winner and will soon be the proud owner of a brand-new Checkers mug. For Bob Beachball and Sam Sunburn, good night and please tune in tomorrow when Checkers celebrates its famous Thursday Night Bikini Contest.