DAYTONA BEACH, FLORIDA

WELCOME to Daytona Beach, Florida. We are coming to you live from Checkers, home of the famous Wednesday Night Wet T-shirt Contest. The dance floor has cleared and everyone is ready for the start of the show. We'll bring you all the action after this brief message.

"VD stinks. So be prepared. Make sure to use a thingamajig."

Welcome back. Checkers' owner Tom Owen is introducing the last of tonight's contestants. Let's listen in.

"Hello scrumptious. What's your name?"

"Cindy."

"And where are you from?"

"Michigan State." (applause)

"What's your name, sugah?"

"Mary." Mary is off to an aggresive start and is rubbing up against Owen's side.

"Foxy little wench aren't you?" (wild cheers).

The girls have begun to dance. They are wearing bikini underwear and long white T-shirts. The shirts have slits down the middle, starting at the neck. Two muscular Checkers' employees fire water from machine gun shaped squirt guns at the girls' chests.

"Sam, what's it like down there?"

"Fine Bob. The girls all look great. I'm betting that Cindy will be one of the finalists. She has a pretty face, a slender body and long legs. I caught a glimpse of her whole right breast a while ago and it looked great. Large and firm. Back to you."

Thanks Sam. The first round is over. The girls have lined up obediently behind Owen. The crowd, including boyfriends of the girls, are shouting encouragement. The finalists are...Judy (applause) and...Cindy (more applause). The other girls are offering congratulations to the two finalists. Let's check in with Sam.