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Top of the Charts: Wayne, Alvin and the Beach Boys

10 cans of beer

9 pounds of poi

8 ukeleles

7 shrimps a swimming

6 hula lessons

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5 big fat pigs

4 flower leis

3 dry squid

2 coconut

and 1 minah bird in 1 papaya tree

It is almost unbearable to hear Boyce Kaihiihikapuokalani belt out "Faaahhv beeg fat peeeeegs!!!'" eight times in less than three minutes. Even Don Ho would never stoop this low.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: A Little Golden Book & Record

From the makers of The Saggy Baggy Elephant, Rudolph is, at $1.49, a can't-go-wrong selection for your X-mas dollar. Here is the story the deformed deer as you've never heard it before. How many of us, for example, remember the following celebration taking place after Santa selects the reindeer for his Christmas eve team:

The reindeer in Santa's team were

very happy. They rubbed noses.

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