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A Lehrer Sampler

And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!

Do whatever steps you want if

You have cleared them with the Pontiff,

Ev'rybody say his own

Kyrie eleison,

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Doin' the Vatican Rag.

Get in line in that processional,

Step into that small confessional,

There the guy who's got religion'll

Tell you if your sin's original.

If it is, try playin' it safer.

Drink the wine and chew the wafer,

Two, four, six, eight,

Time to transubstantiate!

So get down upon your knees,

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