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A Lehrer Sampler

Who's Next?

First we got the bomb and that was good,

'Cause we love peace and motherhood.

Then Russia got the bomb, but that's okay,

'Cause the balance of power's maintained that way.

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Who's next?

Then France got the bomb, but don't you grieve,

'Cause they're on our side (I believe).

China got the bomb, but have no fears,

'Cause they can't wipe us out for at least five years.

Who's next?

Japan will have its own device,

Transistorized at half the price.

South Africa wants two, that's right:

One for the black and one for the white.

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