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A Lehrer Sampler

Who's next?

Egypt's gonna get one too,

Just to use on you know who.

So Israel's getting tense,

Wants one in self defense.

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"The Lord's our shepherd," says the psalm,

But just in case we better get a bomb.

Who's next?

Luxembourg is next to go,

And (who knows?) maybe Monaco.

We'll try to stay serene and calm

When Alabama gets the bomb.

Who's next?

Who's next?

Who's next?

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