Here's to Stuart Pullman Cooke.
We think that he should write a book
About the things electrons do,--
The title just "We'll chase it through."
The Colonel is a sly old fox.
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He comes to class,--he never knocks.
And when in lecture halls he creeps
He interrupts our needed sleeps.
Mr. Randall gives commands,
Ensign Coffee claps his hands.
The man who runs the Navy still
Is undisputed,--Yeoman Brill. Ensign H.S. Bailey, Jr.
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Lt. Cornish, one of the staff officers, just returned from Oklahoma with that proud father look. Congratulations; it's a boy!