He lectures with the speed of light,
And if you ask him to go slow,
He covered that three weeks ago.
Cornett believes he's in the know
On all the dope on Radio.
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In fact he knows most everything.
But did you know that he could sing?
Here's to good Professor Chaffee
Always gives the boys a laugh. He
Shows us a phenomenon,--
Forgets to turn the power on.
Professor Mimmo makes his home
Where no others dare to roam.
And we judge from what we hear,
He lives in the ionosphere.
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