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THE CRIME

"It All Came Out in The Wash"

How our pals were underpaid,

That they were our pals.

And we done, 'em wrong.

Mary and Bridget are weeping.

In spite of all ballyhoo

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They are out of a job and wishing

That they had a cent or two

Out of all this fuss.

Have we done 'em wrong?

This story has no moral.

This story has no plot.

This story only goes to show

That Harvard's got a blot

That she won't wipe out,

For there's something wrong.

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