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THE CRIME

"It All Came Out in The Wash"

By C. C. P. and D. R., s March 18, 1930

For the sake of Harvard's Peace

He should have watched his step

And not done 'em wrong.

"I don't want to tell you no stories,

I don't want to tell you no lies,

But I gave your job half an hour ago

To some harder-working guy.

He is our man.

We ain't doin' you wrong."

Mary and Bridget went homewards.

What were they goin' to do now?

Another guy was scrubbing.

They were out of luck, and how!

Come shed your tears.

We have done 'em wrong.